Monday, 07 July 2008

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  A Funny Story

  First of all, this is not the post foreshadowed in my previous entry.  I assume the title gave that away.  Second, even though this is my first official "day off" this summer (woohoo!), I'm actually going to be here by myself most of the day tomorrow, so that's when I'll probably tackle the denomination issue.

  Third, here's the story:

  A while back, my brother-in-law, Zachary, who is something of a ladies' man, taught my son a cute, somewhat cliche' pick-up line.  You take a packet of sugar, show it to a girl, and say, "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag."  Kyler has actually done this on a couple of occasions, I think.

  Yesterday, we had a feaux (sp?) Father's Day dinner at T.G.I. Fridays, since my father-in-law, Steve, was out of town on the real Father's Day.  Kyler said he needed to use the restroom (potty training is going well, by the way), and his Aunt Kate offered to take him.  They came back from the restroom and sat down, and Kate proceeded to relate the punchline of my story.

  Apparently, when they walked in, Kyler stopped and pointed at something on the ground.  "Look, Aunt Kate," he said.  "You dropped your name tag."

  It was a condom wrapper.

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